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The Pickwick Papers 41

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The Pickwick Papers

The Sea Wolf

the unconscious rooks sufficiently indicated their whereabouts. The old gentleman laid one gun on the ground, and loaded the other. Here they are, said Mr. Pickwick; and, as he spoke, the forms of Mr. Tupman, Mr. Snodgrass, and Mr. Winkle appeared in the distance. The fat boy, not being quite certain which gentleman he was directed to call, had with peculiar sagacity, and to prevent the possibility of any mistake, called them all. Come along, shouted the old gentleman, addressing Mr. Winkle; a keen hand like you ought to have been up long ago, even to such poor work as this. Mr. Winkle responded with a forced smile, and took up the spare gun with an expression of countenance which a metaphysical rook, impressed with a foreboding of his approaching death by violence, may be supposed to assume. It might have been keenness, but it looked remarkably like misery. The old gentleman nodded; and two ragged boys who had been marshalled to the spot under the direction of the infant Lambert, forthwith commenced climbing up two of the trees. What are these lads for? inquired Mr. Pickwick abruptly. He was rather alarmed; for he was not quite certain but that the distress of the agricultural interest, about which he had often heard a great deal, might have compelled the small boys attached to the soil to earn a precarious and hazardous subsistence by making marks of themselves for inexperienced sportsmen. Only to start the game, replied Mr. Wardle, laughing. To what? inquired Mr. Pickwick. Why, in plain English, to frighten the rooks. Oh, is that all? You are satisfied? Quite. Very well. Shall I begin? If you please, said Mr. Winkle, glad of any respite. Stand aside, then. Now for it. The boy shouted, and shook a branch with a nest on it. Half a dozen young rooks in violent conversation, flew out to ask what the matter was. The old gentleman fired by way of reply. Down fell one bird, and off flew the others. Take him up, Joe, said the old gentleman. There was a smile upon the youths face as he advanced. Indistinct visions of rook-pie floated through his imagination. He laughed as he retired with the bird--it was a plump one. Now, Mr. Winkle, said the host, reloading his own gun. Fire away. Mr. Winkle advanced, and levelled his gun. Mr. Pickwick and his friends cowered involuntarily to escape damage from the heavy fall of rooks, which they felt quite certain would be occasioned by the devastating barrel of their friend. There was a solemn pause--a shout--a flapping of wings--a faint click. Hollo! said the old gentleman. Wont it go? inquired Mr. Pickwick. Missed fire, said Mr. Winkle, who was very pale--probably from disappointment. Odd, said the old gentleman, taking the gun. Never knew one of them miss fire before. Why, I dont see anything of the cap. Bless my soul! said Mr. Winkle, I declare I forgot the cap! The slight omission was rectified. Mr. Pickwick crouched again. Mr. Winkle stepped forward with an air of determination and resolution; and Mr. Tupman looked out from behind a tree. The boy shouted; four birds flew out. Mr. Winkle fired. There was a scream as of an individual--not a rook--in corporal anguish. Mr. Tupman had saved the lives of innumerable unoffending birds by receiving a portion of the charge in his left arm. To describe the confusion that ensued would be impossible. To tell how Mr. Pickwick in the first transports of emotion called Mr. Winkle Wretch! how Mr. Tupman lay prostrate on the ground; and how Mr. Winkle knelt horror-stricken beside him; how Mr. Tupman called distractedly upon some feminine Christian name, and then opened first one eye, and then the other, and then fell back and shut them both--all this would be as difficult to describe in detail, as it would be to depict the gradual recovering of the unfortunate individual, the binding up of his arm with pocket-handkerchiefs, and the conveying him back by slow degrees supported by the arms of his anxious friends. They drew near the house. The ladies were at the garden gate, waiting for their arrival and their breakfast. The spinster aunt appeared; she smiled, and beckoned them to walk quicker. Twas evident she knew not of the disaster. Poor thing! there are times when ignorance is bliss indeed. They approached nearer. Why, what is the matter with the little old gentleman? said Isabella Wardle. The spinster aunt heeded not the remark; she thought it applied to Mr. Pickwick.

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